01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

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30 8 / 2014

warmth-and-constancy:

arthuriamyourwizard:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

nondeducible:

an elephant’s erect penis is 1.5m long and weighs 27kg. there’s a connection between this, the elephant in the room and john watson’s gait-altering, chafing penis.

I CHOKED

So did sherlock

*high five*

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30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

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30 8 / 2014

pleoros:

White Crater, Bandung. Kawah Putih

Kawah Putih lake (7.10° S 107.24° E) is one of the two craters which make up Mount Patuha, an andesitic stratovolcano (a “composite” volcano). Mt Patuha is one of numerous volcanoes in Java. Kawah Putih crater lake itself represents a relatively stable volcanic system with no records of significant activity since around 1600. (source)

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30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

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30 8 / 2014

wentzslut:

do u ever just love someone so much it overwhelms ur entire heart and thats all u can think about and even seeing a picture of them or something just triggers this rush of emotion and all u can think is like wtf i love u 

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